Have you ever seen an elephant fly?
Besides Dumbo, I saw one last night. After a toxic hit of 'Weedkiller' - a drink consisting of 5 different shots of alcohol, including absinthe and vodka, capable of causing mental retardation in all but the most retarded of us all - Calvin was flying. So what was the reason for his substance-fueled meltdown? His birthday of course!
Besides Dumbo, I saw one last night. After a toxic hit of 'Weedkiller' - a drink consisting of 5 different shots of alcohol, including absinthe and vodka, capable of causing mental retardation in all but the most retarded of us all - Calvin was flying. So what was the reason for his substance-fueled meltdown? His birthday of course!
One of my closest mates, a regular partner-in-crime (and what crime have we seen!) and general doofus, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Take care buddy and have yourself a great one!
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZUUUUUZZZZZ Christ have mercy!!! Those were excellent pics but damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, i did look retarded!!!
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